It’s Sweet Scoped – Tom Clancy’s The Division style! This is Bombshell Jackets The Division Podcast, your audio guide to The Division with a little bit of feminine humor and charm to it. Tinkkz and Lady will be your guides, hosts and best friends. So join along as we venture through The Dark Zone wearing our sweet, sweet jackets. Interested in some fashion tips for your character as well? We got you covered! Send a mail to email@example.com with your questions and we’ll try to get them on the show weekly! You can also hit us up on Twitter @BombshellJacket!
We’re fresh off a fresh Division 2 announcement that is pretty fresh. Not Bel Air fresh, dear listener, but still fresh none the less. We’re actually being paid to use the word ‘fresh’ as much as possible in this description thanks in part to a non-existent sponsorship from AquaFresh. Boris and Ole come back on to the show again this week, in which we were going to continue our conversations from the previous week. We couldn’t due to Ubisoft Massive throwing a wrench in our plans, the horror. The horror.
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Tinkkz: “Remy, why does it take you so long to edit these? It can’t take 10 hours!”
Sage: “I look really good in a slouchy. It’s a shame no one can tell through this audio medium.”
Remy: “I really hate myself. Why do I keep editing?”
Audio issues doing a podcast with everyone in different geographic regions can sometimes be great. Take the episode title, for instance. Don’t worry, you’ll figure out why we called it that when it gets to that magical point. Anyway, let’s all Escape From Narkoff onto the show! This week on the show EidolonFox and Spikbeatz come around to talk about everything that anyone could muster. It had nothing to do with the entire cast day/night drinking but it certainly helped. They’re talking risk reward with where you spend your time farming in the game along with 1.8 experiences. GF HL and may your deity have mercy on your soul.
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Tinkkz: “So much fun I don’t even remember having!”
Sage: “Gin. I should write a song about Gin!”
Remy: “The worst time I’ve had editing an episode in all of my life!”
xApacheChief, writer of the 1.8 Division Guidebook, comes on the show to talk about how this document became a thing. He had to learn Google Doc formatting and everything! Tinkkz, Rem & Sage got to ask a lot of their silly questions they normally wouldn’t about items for your benefit. Alright, Remy really had to ask questions, everyone else did to help him feel less silly. He said you can add him on XBox via xApacheChief. GF HL.
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Tinkkz, Remy, Sage & Eidolon are really grinding some Division this week. They’re also day drinking, which is a real treat when you’re an adult and get that special kind of ‘me’ time. Well, ‘us’ time, really. The group is doing some Bombshell Party Chat this week as they play through Global Event: Ambush. Most of them are really into the play style of this specific event, while one isn’t playing the way he should. Remy makes many drink runs on Tinkkz’ behalf in this episode and the cast hopes you enjoy the outcome. GF HL!
Friend to the show and overall Division encyclopedia, Ahmad, returns this week. After taking a long break from the game, he tells us what drove him to come back. He also is bringing some topics to the table to improve quality of life for the player base. Tinkkz helps to steer the conversation, while Remy and Sage play with their Tamagotchis in the backseat like the wholesome boys they are. They’d like to let you know that neither have died yet and felt it was an important part to recognize in this blurb.
Tinkkz has a “friend” named iPwnstar4hire. We’re still unsure whether or not they’re actually friends based on listening to this episode. We’re fairly certain that Remy and Sage are friends though. So in a world of infinite possibilities, there is a slight chance maybe Remy and Sage are “friends” too. Or they’re arch-rivals keeping it under wraps until their day of reckoning comes. Actually, this has become a fantastic idea for a web comic. We’re trademarking it at the same time as you’re reading this. We should probably talk about the show now — Pwnstar comes on to talk about his current 1.8 experience and how the current shape of the game attracted him to come back. Will someone find out if Remy and Sage are arch-rivals for us? Thanks… For science reasons, not because we’re doing the web comic. Web comic.
Bet you thought we were making a sex joke because it’s episode 69 and man are you wrong as hell! We’re spreading the sheet this time around and Mike‘s back to hang with Rem & Sage this week in another Brotocol episode of the show. He brought his protractor, compass and trapper keeper filled with his notes about his thoughts on the current state of the global event economy. This is a real treat as it’s some of the nerdiest stuff you could ever dream of.