It’s Sweet Scoped – Tom Clancy’s The Division style! This is Bombshell Jackets The Division Podcast, your audio guide to The Division with a little bit of feminine humor and charm to it. Tinkkz and Lady will be your guides, hosts and best friends. So join along as we venture through The Dark Zone wearing our sweet, sweet jackets. Interested in some fashion tips for your character as well? We got you covered! Send a mail to email@example.com with your questions and we’ll try to get them on the show weekly! You can also hit us up on Twitter @BombshellJacket!
Prepare yourself as we complain! Well, we’re complaining about being tired. We’re also complaining about the smells of retail stores! Isn’t that the reaosn you listen to this show? Oh, it’s for The Division? We should probably talk about that then. Re-prepare yourself as we do the thing that is the purpose of this show! We are Tinkkz and Lady and this is Bombshell Jackets. We’re starting off with the super secret origin story as to how we named the show. We’re also doing Part 3 of our look at the skill trees in The Division. The final tree is more exciting than The Giving Tree, remember when you had that read to you as a kid? We’re kind of giving in that sense too! We’re discussing the Security Tree this week and all the perks it has in store for you as you travel the streets of New York. You should get yourselves prepared too as the open beta is coming real soon. We won’t get to play for a little but we might as well get you excited. Get ready to share your beta experiences with us via firstname.lastname@example.org and don’t forget our Twitter! You can follow us over @BombshellJacket which is for all your character limited news on The Division! GL HF!
We’re seriously into learning. This week we’re learning with you about Tech! That’s right, our second episode regarding skill trees. This time it’s the Tech Tree. We’ve made good on our threats from the last episode. Listen or end up in the basement! No tech tree can save you from that fate. Want to know what else we learned about? ENGLISH. We are Tinkkz and Lady, just listen to us learn. We have a whole goody basket of things to talk to you about this week regarding The Division’s Beta. We have our final impressions on what we thought, wrapped up in a bow for your ears. We’re also getting down with some chit chat on the user interface (U.I.) and some clan talk. If you wrote into us via email@example.com, you’re just so lucky as we’re answering your mails! We also have a giveaway ready to go. Want to know more about it? Just look below! Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter @BombshellJacket to keep up to date with the show. Talk to you soon, agents! GL HF!
We’re all about that face, ’bout that face, no freckles. Thankfully we can talk it, talk it, like NDA has disclosed us to. Are you Beta ready? This week we’re talking customization. The one thing that can make you look different from all the others Agents in the world of The Division. Mainly, we’re starting off with gender and going from there. We are Tinkkz and Lady and this is Bombshell Jackets. We’re your guides, agents, and new best friends who have your backs to get you beta ready. With the Beta coming in a matter of hours, we can hardly hold back our excitement! We have so much to talk about and we’re going to do our best not to over-blow you. Our vodka infused discussions tonight bring us to start our talks about the skill trees. Today we’re getting into the medic skill tree. There’s some talents, perks and more that you might just be a little interested in! Want to get more involved in our world? We have an e-mail and want to hear from you! Drop us your message to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow us on Twitter @BombshellJacket! GL HF!
You’re probably out there wondering “What is The Division?” We decided to make a primer to help you out. We’re giving like that. So accept this small token of our appreciation as it’s a gift just for you. We are Tinkkz and Lady and we are Bombshell Jackets. Really we’re your favorite accessory in The Division but we’re just for your ears. If you were wondering what is The Division we’re breaking it down for you. We’re not experts but we certainly have some opinions. Maybe burps too, you’ll never know. If you want to send in your questions make sure to get them to email@example.com. We also tend to tweet news important to us @BombshellJacket. GL HF!
This is Bombshell Jackets. So what is it all about? We can safely say it isn’t about unicorns. It also isn’t about legendary creatures of myth. Unless you consider us just that. If you do, you’re just a flirt and we’re totally okay with it. In our first episode we go into what we’re going to accomplish in our new show. Seriously though, if you can’t tell this is a show about Tom Clancy’s: The Division – Sweet Scoped style. Interested in the latest fashion trends, or not wearing any clothes at all? We got you covered or uncovered on that. We are Tinkkz and Lady and we’re all about those bombshell jackets. You don’t realize it yet but we’re about to become your new best friends. We’ll also be your agents and guides in this new world. Tune in weekly as we tell you all we can about this upcoming game. From exploring the world to the Dark Zone, we’re excited and you should be too! Follow us on Twitter to stay involved @BombshellJacket or e-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org. GL HF!