Skippy Peanut-butter… It’s Warlock School – Self Rez E4! In this, the fourth-ever episode of Warlock School – Self Rez, Bentrick has been forsaken at his post by a father undertaking the most terrifying and dangerous event ever: Moving a child to a big boy bed. We can only hope Caleb survives this horrific endeavor. But never fear! Bentrick has help this week in the form of The Division AND Destiny loving duo of Remy and Tinkkz! It is truly a delicious time to be alive. Get involved and send a mail to firstname.lastname@example.org!
Stadium Pretzels… Because it’s Warlock School: Self Rez E3. The intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb march on unassisted from a third member of their fireteam, somehow managing to go to the podcast light house! Not really, we’re not that clever. As you know it’s E3 week but those of you on PC will have to wait for news until next month regarding the affair. We apologize for this in advance.
Spicy Ramen… It’s Warlock School: Self Rez E2. The Titans are interrupted by some guest Warlocks. That’s a weird thing to say on a show called Warlock School, huh? Baby BShek and Commander Hirsch join the intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb for this second-ever second episode of Warlock School: Self Rez. They talk about how Bentrick is psychic and a lot of stuff Destiny 2 can do to not suck. Also Bentrick has decided he likes Easter eggs at the end of episodes. So don’t skip those ad bumpers, folks.
The mysteries of the universe have been unanswered since Episode 60 of Warlock School. You’ve been looking for answers, answers to the questions that are currently plaguing your mind. Feeling lost and alone you continued through your days, listening to dribble to fill the time, hoping your least favorite Destiny related podcast would return. With that being said, don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine… It’s Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 1. Bentrick and Caleb felt bringing the show back was a good idea, Remy and Watts weren’t ever going to do it, so why not? Your new hosts did manage to get Remy on to pass the torch and discuss the Destiny 2 Gameplay Premiere and the new direction of this show.
There hasn’t been much going on in the Destiny universe. So we’ve decided to produce an episode which will be our final round for the foreseeable future. It’s not that we don’t love you, it’s just we can’t do a show solely about one thing anymore. There’s not enough for us to talk about. In this episode we talk about SRL, which is something Pat thinks is more of a filler and Rem is actually totally cool with. The final round of Warlock School also gives our thoughts on what could be done to keep the players of Destiny consumed until more content releases. We also discuss our thoughts on subscriptions possibly helping bring content a little quicker or at least how we think it should work. Ever wonder what would happen if Patrick was the head of Destiny development with Remy as his hype man? The mysteries of the universe once more explained for Warlock School: The Final Round. Follow us on Twitter @WarlockSchool to find out what we’ll be up to next, you can also mail email@example.com with your thoughts and questions. Patrick is @Medykuss, Rem can be found at @Rempancy.
Watts and Rem get together to do another fabled Brotocol edition of School this week for your listening pleasure. The main problem with this time of year is all the games that are coming out rapidly, how does one keep up? They discuss their current disgust of no longer being able to keep up with current releases in their adult age and the other tropes of growing up. Lost in the wastelands? Traversing Hoth? We aren’t right now but we’d love to hear of what you’re playing @WarlockSchool, have a question for the show? Send it on over to firstname.lastname@example.org where Warlock Operators are standing by to assist you in your own Brotocol-related issues.
God of War shader? That’s so Year One. Warlock School Year Two marches forward and while Watts is away Remy decides to fill in bringing Danny and Karlee on the show. They talk guns, gunplay, news and Extra Life. We’re pretty sure you’re sick of us mentioning it or having guests on to do it, so we one upped it and had David record a message that we spliced in later. Remy apologizes for his words slurring, we usually have a three drink limit if we’re hosting a show but it got thrown right out the damned window! Stupid leaf peepers. Stupid Trials. Lighthouses rule. Get involved and donate to the Extra Life Campaign for the Destiny Community this weekend! We’ll be back next week but if you miss us send a mail to email@example.com or Tweet @WarlockSchool.