Once, there was a podcast, where people got drunk and played vid-eo games. Now, it’s the same podcast, but, there’s, a different guy running the show. He’s not quite DJ but DJ couldn’t stay away. Now go back and read that with Crashtest Dummies – ‘Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm’ in your head. Ok, so I’m not lyrically a genius, but I do a killer Deckard Cain. Join me, Cecil Xavier, and a drunk cast of co-hosts and rotating guests while we get drunk and talk about stuff. Mostly while playing video games. Always too drunk to formulate coherent sentences. What could happen? Exactly what you would expect to happen. So, come, stay a while and listen. Do you have any questions, comments, death threats or suggestions? Mail them to email@example.com. Current intro and outro theme by Azureflux found at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Azureflux/.
GNA E165, The GNA crew hang out and talk about the most random things you can imagine. From JRPGs to opera scenes to The Gate. Why the hell hasn’t Damok played any of these games by the way? Seriously. Not one of them. Topic? There was a topic? Let me check….. Nope. No rhyme or reason to this episode. The guys did go back to the future though. They found out not to f^&* with kangaroos and penguins are nightmare birds. Or they are John Carpenters “The Thing” A positive, They aren’t getting sued for this episode. Well, they shouldn’t. Last question. What does an elephant drunk on wine do?
GNA E164, The crew are at it again. IT started pretty simple. Damok apologizing to everyone, game prices, Maybe a little controversy. The Cecil had to spiral out of control into a rant about streamers. They topped it off with a “what celebrity would you” question. That’s pretty much it. Nothing else really. Cecil is sick.
GNA E163, You ever have one of those days where not commuting homicide is the only positive that there was? That’s this episode. The guys talk, well more complain, about what epic has been doing with exclusives to their launcher. It started pretty good, until Cecil went into a rant. Then it was all down hill. Hipsters beer and GMO fruit is where it went. I know. How?! Alcohol was involved. Don’t hold it against him too much. Cecil Laughed, so crucify him too.
GNA E162, So, I was conscious this time. I actually know what happened this time…. No I don’t. I got blind drunk and ya, I’m pretty sure Shadow was there. Maybe Damok too. Shinzu and Article were there. I’m pretty sure. Cecil was there. You can’t miss Cecil He is the one who goes on and on about something, but now with a slight lisp…. I think they talked about Halo. Yep, they totally talked about the Halo Master Chief Collection coming out on PC. Then they talked about porn. Good old GNA. Games to porn in 60 seconds. Like they could last that long.
GNA E161, There were a lot of people here. A lot. They ranted on about technology for about 5 minutes. Then it was just nonsense and drunken ramblings. We lost Gravemynd in there somewhere. We really don’t know. I can’t remember who was there. Maybe a Shadow or two. Cecil for sure.
GNA E159, Article, Dee and Cecil talk about real life games and their video game analog…. Wait…. Maybe it was they talked about video games and their real life analog? Look, I don’t know what you are expecting here. The guys talk about cool borders, paintball, airsoft, and Cecil talks about how much he has damaged himself. You’ve heard his story’s before. For a majority of his stories, he isn’t drunk… this time. Maybe an episode from a ski resort in VT? Huh, huh? Oh, they don’t forget questions this time. There are some pretty good questions this time around. Oh, Cecil may be a mutant.