Once, there was a podcast, where people got drunk and played vid-eo games. Now, it’s the same podcast, but, there’s, a different guy running the show. He’s not quite DJ but DJ couldn’t stay away. Now go back and read that with Crashtest Dummies – ‘Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm’ in your head. Ok, so I’m not lyrically a genius, but I do a killer Deckard Cain. Join me, Cecil Xavier, and a drunk cast of co-hosts and rotating guests while we get drunk and talk about stuff. Mostly while playing video games. Always too drunk to formulate coherent sentences. What could happen? Exactly what you would expect to happen. So, come, stay a while and listen. Do you have any questions, comments, death threats or suggestions? Mail them to firstname.lastname@example.org. Current intro and outro theme by Azureflux found at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Azureflux/.
G.N.A. Podcast, where you are lied to within the first 15 seconds of the show, and continuing on you get even more lies, but after that Datto (much wow! very excite!) shows up, and that’s the truth. This week we question Datto about everything we could possibly think to ask him. We also have various stories to talk about, some science stuff that not too much interest is given to. Ranging from transparent aluminum to a robotic lettuce farm we cover it all! Love these drunks? Let them know by emailing email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Spread the word by tweeting and using @GNAPodcast somewhere in your tweets. Check out ninjapancake.com for this and other great shows, and maybe even to support us by buying themed swag! Music by azureflux found at freemusicarchive.org. #Dattosoldfashionedshinesoakedfishcherries.
G.N.A. Podcast, where we start by playing Cards Against Humanity, realize the website sucks and stop just as fast as we started. This episode we drop everything to bring you the very best (and very drunkest) in comedic entertainment. DJ gets completely destroyed this time around. What was cut? I’ll never tell. Stuff did happen in this episode but I feel like I wouldn’t be doing it justice by writing about it in this summary, you’ll just have to listen to see for yourself. Reach out and touch face by emailing us at email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. I’m like a bird I wanna fly away, on twitter @gnapodcast. Please rate and review us on iTunes so we know how much you love us. Check out ninjapancake.com for more great shows and maybe even to buy some swag. Music by azureflux found by visiting freemusicarchive.org. #letsgetdangerous.
Pretend You’re Xyzzy – Maybe it will work for you?
Xbox sales numbers, by EA
Peeing in the ocean
Danny DeVito – Detective Pikachu
B.o.B./Neil DeGrasse Tyson Epic Rap Battle
G.N.A. Podcast, when you want the truths of life who are you going to turn to? Unsolved Mysteries? No, you turn to the folks at the G.N.A. Podcast. They WILL let you know how it is. From hazing due to lack of drunkenness to vaginal herb balls we cover it all, or, at least we would if we hadn’t already sold out to the Chinese, sowwy! Can you eat poop and lose weight? Let’s find out! Finally gives me a reason for the poop tag I use every week. Finally, from space flowers, to North Koreans curing virtually everything, to one of the hottest new theme parks around, we leave no stone unturned on this week’s episode of Truthca- I mean the G.N.A. Podcast. Like the show? E-mail us at email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Go canary this week by tweeting us @gnapodcast or using the #gnapodcast on twitter. Stop by our store to score some sweet sweet shirts, maybe some Sweet Scoped shirts, lul. Music by Azureflux. #UnsolvedGNA
G.N.A. Podcast, Alan Rickman. The Man. The Myth. The Legend. This week we honor this great actor for a bit, then nearly immediately transition into the fact that if Herndon touches something of yours with his di%k that it becomes his. We also discuss a bit of the Star War, which there be spoilers of ahead (00:27:45 – 00:52:15). We discuss some of the finer points of podcasting microphone etiquette as well as possibly ordering a pizza. With news stories covering topics ranging from Bruce Willis’ new government office to why cavemen make you sneeze. I know you guys want to tell us what you think by emailing us at email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org, or by letting your inner birdman out and tweeting to us @gnapodcast. Spread the word, buy some swag, and review us on iTunes (we can take it)! ninjapancake.com ftw! Music by Azureflux http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Azureflux/. #unicornsforalan
G.N.A. Podcast, back from the holidays, what do we talk about this episode you may ask? Well from squirrel stabbings to public breastfeeding I’m sure DJ, Mog, River, and Krewel got you covered. Bad guy Sony is out to take away your youtube stardom! Guiness? No, I’ll take a near-Guiness. Oculus is f#$king expensive yo. All this and more on this weeks episode of The Price is… I mean the GNA Podcast! Like us? Review us on iTunes! Wanna chat? Email us at email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Wanna rep? Buy some swag http://tinyurl.com/z3qjzju. Feel like a bird? Tweet us @gnapodcast, and please tell your friends! #squirrelstabbings. Music by Azureflux found at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Azureflux/
We’re a special kind of drunk this week. That special kind of drunk where we’re marshmallow advocates. Only you can save a marshmallow. They need your help, at least some of us seem to think so. Others of us eat them to just control their population. Remember that when you buy a jar of Fluff, it’s really marshmallow blood. God, do I really have to do a write up for this episode? We were sparrow racing this week. Some of us were better than others at sparrow racing in Destiny. I don’t even want to further comment on the contents or subject matter spoken about on this specific episode. So, I’m just going to waste your time by writing and extra long description with no further meaning. Don’t you love me? I’m sure you do! We’d love your feedback for the show in general, just not this episode. Tweet us @GNAPodcast or send a mail to email@example.com. If you really want to help out the show leave us a quick review on iTunes, it helps get us out there a little more. #coinpurse
Hosts: DJ, Chicken, DeftDel, Krewel, Loki and River
G.N.A. Podcast, Join us, DJ, Krewel, Mog, Herndon, and Chicken as we tackle all the deep mysteries in life ranging from Quantum Entanglement to chinese racism and a coinpurse? Laugh with us as we completely lose control and live up to our A for once. Just remember if you get cold, keep reaching. Rick got his hand cut off. All this and more, on this weeks episode of the G.N.A. Podcast. We could use your feedback! Tweet us @gnapodcast or send us an email to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com. Also, review and rate us on iTunes it’ll really help! #coinpurse.