Once, there was a podcast, where people got drunk and played vid-eo games. Now, it’s the same podcast, but, there’s, a different guy running the show. He’s not quite DJ but DJ couldn’t stay away. Now go back and read that with Crashtest Dummies – ‘Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm’ in your head. Ok, so I’m not lyrically a genius, but I do a killer Deckard Cain. Join me, Cecil Xavier, and a drunk cast of co-hosts and rotating guests while we get drunk and talk about stuff. Mostly while playing video games. Always too drunk to formulate coherent sentences. What could happen? Exactly what you would expect to happen. So, come, stay a while and listen. Do you have any questions, comments, death threats or suggestions? Mail them to firstname.lastname@example.org. Current intro and outro theme by Azureflux found at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Azureflux/.
G.N.A. Podcast, Where the guests are real, and really Canadian, have I taken that too far yet? I don’t think so but anyway, tonight we are joined by a special guest @snooze_gaming who just so happens to be a streamer! While entertaining our guest we manage to discuss all the major topics of the day like: Microsoft’s Nazi AI, A shocking arcade game based on the great thinkers of the ages, how Obama should play his Witcher already, giant pokemon cards made out of pokemon cards, and gang bangers who love gold all on this week’s episode of the G.N.A. Podcast. Love the show? Email us and let us know email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Wanna fly away? Twitter us first @gnapodcast. Check out our store on redbubble.com and like and subscribe on iTunes because we love you. Also, while you are working through all this slavery check out Snooze’s twitch which is Onyx_Snoozalot! #Sorry.
G.N.A. Podcast, Where we have guests, yes we do, we have guests, how about you? This week one of Mog’s Grammy award winning friends joins us for some fun, during which we talk about console brand loyalty and whether it would continue in certain circumstances or not. We also discuss matters of the utmost import, things like cancer fighting nano-balls, Dominoes’ new robot friend, and pigeons with backpacks. Where is Waldo? Listen to find out! Also there is a joke and it just happens to kill, and Loki gets excited about it. Like the show? Rate and review us on iTunes, and while you’re at it why don’t you send us an E-mail letting us know what you think? email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org is where you can do that. If you like to tweet, do that at us @GNAPodcast. Check out ninjapancake.com for some awesome shows and some awesome swag! #drinkresponsibly
G.N.A. Podcast, This week the gang discusses what they would and wouldn’t do for a million dollars, even if we aren’t proud of these things. We also have a short discussion on drones, and about how you can force a certain joke which will become funny on its own over time. We also discuss a bacteria, which eats plastic, a plastivore? Polyvore? Baby Street-Fighter, Japanese and their crazy micro transactions. Hitman hits that demographic and hard, along with a bunch of other stuff! Like the show? Send us an E-mail to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Bird, @GNApodcast. Check out ninjapancake.com for this and other great shows, and while you’re there buy some swag and fill out a survey for us! If you enjoy what we do every week you should also go on iTunes and rate and review us, it lets us know you enjoy this thing and helps us get our more. Tell your friends! $hahaichangedthehashtagtoadollarsign.
G.N.A. Podcast, Where DJ has lost the ability to make goofs. In this episode we riff on Call of Duty a bit, then talk about The Division for a while. Some articles do come into play eventually though, ranging from Mark Whatney’s flower, to the GirlGhostBusters. We also talk about secret menus and whether codes should make a comeback or not. Wanna submit a comment or a topic to be discussed? Send us an E-mail to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. I’m out of bird puns so go ahead and send us a tweet @GNAPodcast, Check out ninjapancake.com for more great shows and listen to some great music by AzureFlux on freemusicarchive.org. Also check out the show pages on Ninja Pancake for a donate link and an audience survey. #igotdrunkdurningeditingandbasicallyforgotthewholeshow.
G.N.A. Podcast/RPGcast, where your heroes continue on the journey of a lifetime, first trying to talk their way out of a story that was so painstakingly written for them, then moving on to a cave of wonders where many horrors are found and fought (even though the cave’s name is Thunderstroke Cave). If you enjoyed this episode of the G.N.A. Podcast, let us know by emailing us at email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Show your thunderbird by sending us a tweet @GNAPodcast, and if you like the story of the RPG so far please let us know we love doing these episodes and would like to continue them, but won’t if you guys don’t like them. #Tahoesayswekillem.
G.N.A. Podcast, where this episode’s title pretty much explains it all. I’d put some of the meat of this episode in the summary, but I’m not sure how strict iTunes’ summary censorship is. So, I’d rather not risk it. We do, however talk about a few clean things like the lead writer of Mass Effect leaving for Destiny, 5 dimensional super storage, coffee is our new/old best friend, space prunes, and much more. Future episodes will soon be released on a different day of the week. Let us know what you think of the show and any suggestions for topics by emailing email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org, Flip us the bird @GNApodcast. #atleasttherewasalittlesummarythistime.
From Mass Effect to Destiny
Survival mode may take actually survivability soon
Ubisoft wasting money to carve things
5d super storage!
Spaceships soon to be fueled by prunes?Apple fights the government
Coffee is great
G.N.A. Podcast, where you are drunk and don’t even know what is going on half the time. In this episode $h|t gets real, but it really doesn’t. I’m writing this at a time when I have already gotten drunk and recorded another episode so I feel like this summary can go screw itself, but that is just my drunken two cents. I lost the two cents, they are no longer with me and I feel as though I am trapped in some sort of fifth dimension. Somebody, please help me. Check out our reddit r/NinjaPancake. Please send us feedback or topics by emailing email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Wanna reach us bird at us at @GNAPodcast. Feel free to chirp in, hehe. #2lazy4realsummary.
DJ – Winter Welcome Ale, Orange Cream Ale, Fighting Cock, Jeremiah Weed’s Strangely Delicious Libation of Whiskey and Spices the Curious Sarsparilla Whiskey.
Mog – Sonic the Drinkhog, Zeigenbock
Chicken – Shiner
Del – Henry’s Ginger Ale, Dos Equis
Kanye’s heavenly game
Quantum Break – allowing more people to play a game and having people get pissed off about it
Teenagers are stupid
Possibly the best movie in which JCVD squeezes a rope intimidatingly