Once, there was a podcast, where people got drunk and played vid-eo games. Now, it’s the same podcast, but, there’s, a different guy running the show. He’s not quite DJ but DJ couldn’t stay away. Now go back and read that with Crashtest Dummies – ‘Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm’ in your head. Ok, so I’m not lyrically a genius, but I do a killer Deckard Cain. Join me, Cecil Xavier, and a drunk cast of co-hosts and rotating guests while we get drunk and talk about stuff. Mostly while playing video games. Always too drunk to formulate coherent sentences. What could happen? Exactly what you would expect to happen. So, come, stay a while and listen. Do you have any questions, comments, death threats or suggestions? Mail them to email@example.com. Current intro and outro theme by Azureflux found at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Azureflux/.
G.N.A. Podcast, Where DJ has lost the ability to make goofs. In this episode we riff on Call of Duty a bit, then talk about The Division for a while. Some articles do come into play eventually though, ranging from Mark Whatney’s flower, to the GirlGhostBusters. We also talk about secret menus and whether codes should make a comeback or not. Wanna submit a comment or a topic to be discussed? Send us an E-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com. I’m out of bird puns so go ahead and send us a tweet @GNAPodcast, Check out ninjapancake.com for more great shows and listen to some great music by AzureFlux on freemusicarchive.org. Also check out the show pages on Ninja Pancake for a donate link and an audience survey. #igotdrunkdurningeditingandbasicallyforgotthewholeshow.
G.N.A. Podcast/RPGcast, where your heroes continue on the journey of a lifetime, first trying to talk their way out of a story that was so painstakingly written for them, then moving on to a cave of wonders where many horrors are found and fought (even though the cave’s name is Thunderstroke Cave). If you enjoyed this episode of the G.N.A. Podcast, let us know by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com. Show your thunderbird by sending us a tweet @GNAPodcast, and if you like the story of the RPG so far please let us know we love doing these episodes and would like to continue them, but won’t if you guys don’t like them. #Tahoesayswekillem.
G.N.A. Podcast, where this episode’s title pretty much explains it all. I’d put some of the meat of this episode in the summary, but I’m not sure how strict iTunes’ summary censorship is. So, I’d rather not risk it. We do, however talk about a few clean things like the lead writer of Mass Effect leaving for Destiny, 5 dimensional super storage, coffee is our new/old best friend, space prunes, and much more. Future episodes will soon be released on a different day of the week. Let us know what you think of the show and any suggestions for topics by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com, Flip us the bird @GNApodcast. #atleasttherewasalittlesummarythistime.
From Mass Effect to Destiny
Survival mode may take actually survivability soon
Ubisoft wasting money to carve things
5d super storage!
Spaceships soon to be fueled by prunes?Apple fights the government
Coffee is great
G.N.A. Podcast, where you are drunk and don’t even know what is going on half the time. In this episode $h|t gets real, but it really doesn’t. I’m writing this at a time when I have already gotten drunk and recorded another episode so I feel like this summary can go screw itself, but that is just my drunken two cents. I lost the two cents, they are no longer with me and I feel as though I am trapped in some sort of fifth dimension. Somebody, please help me. Check out our reddit r/NinjaPancake. Please send us feedback or topics by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com. Wanna reach us bird at us at @GNAPodcast. Feel free to chirp in, hehe. #2lazy4realsummary.
DJ – Winter Welcome Ale, Orange Cream Ale, Fighting Cock, Jeremiah Weed’s Strangely Delicious Libation of Whiskey and Spices the Curious Sarsparilla Whiskey.
Mog – Sonic the Drinkhog, Zeigenbock
Chicken – Shiner
Del – Henry’s Ginger Ale, Dos Equis
Kanye’s heavenly game
Quantum Break – allowing more people to play a game and having people get pissed off about it
Teenagers are stupid
Possibly the best movie in which JCVD squeezes a rope intimidatingly
G.N.A. Podcast, where you are lied to within the first 15 seconds of the show, and continuing on you get even more lies, but after that Datto (much wow! very excite!) shows up, and that’s the truth. This week we question Datto about everything we could possibly think to ask him. We also have various stories to talk about, some science stuff that not too much interest is given to. Ranging from transparent aluminum to a robotic lettuce farm we cover it all! Love these drunks? Let them know by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com. Spread the word by tweeting and using @GNAPodcast somewhere in your tweets. Check out ninjapancake.com for this and other great shows, and maybe even to support us by buying themed swag! Music by azureflux found at freemusicarchive.org. #Dattosoldfashionedshinesoakedfishcherries.
G.N.A. Podcast, where we start by playing Cards Against Humanity, realize the website sucks and stop just as fast as we started. This episode we drop everything to bring you the very best (and very drunkest) in comedic entertainment. DJ gets completely destroyed this time around. What was cut? I’ll never tell. Stuff did happen in this episode but I feel like I wouldn’t be doing it justice by writing about it in this summary, you’ll just have to listen to see for yourself. Reach out and touch face by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com. I’m like a bird I wanna fly away, on twitter @gnapodcast. Please rate and review us on iTunes so we know how much you love us. Check out ninjapancake.com for more great shows and maybe even to buy some swag. Music by azureflux found by visiting freemusicarchive.org. #letsgetdangerous.
Pretend You’re Xyzzy – Maybe it will work for you?
Xbox sales numbers, by EA
Peeing in the ocean
Danny DeVito – Detective Pikachu
B.o.B./Neil DeGrasse Tyson Epic Rap Battle
G.N.A. Podcast, when you want the truths of life who are you going to turn to? Unsolved Mysteries? No, you turn to the folks at the G.N.A. Podcast. They WILL let you know how it is. From hazing due to lack of drunkenness to vaginal herb balls we cover it all, or, at least we would if we hadn’t already sold out to the Chinese, sowwy! Can you eat poop and lose weight? Let’s find out! Finally gives me a reason for the poop tag I use every week. Finally, from space flowers, to North Koreans curing virtually everything, to one of the hottest new theme parks around, we leave no stone unturned on this week’s episode of Truthca- I mean the G.N.A. Podcast. Like the show? E-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com. Go canary this week by tweeting us @gnapodcast or using the #gnapodcast on twitter. Stop by our store to score some sweet sweet shirts, maybe some Sweet Scoped shirts, lul. Music by Azureflux. #UnsolvedGNA