Once, there was a podcast, where people got drunk and played vid-eo games. Now, it’s the same podcast, but, there’s, a different guy running the show. He’s not quite DJ but DJ couldn’t stay away. Now go back and read that with Crashtest Dummies – ‘Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm’ in your head. Ok, so I’m not lyrically a genius, but I do a killer Deckard Cain. Join me, Cecil Xavier, and a drunk cast of co-hosts and rotating guests while we get drunk and talk about stuff. Mostly while playing video games. Always too drunk to formulate coherent sentences. What could happen? Exactly what you would expect to happen. So, come, stay a while and listen. Do you have any questions, comments, death threats or suggestions? Mail them to email@example.com. Current intro and outro theme by Azureflux found at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Azureflux/.
GNA E134, Do you have nerdgasms over camera gear? Do you enjoy listening to two sober people have “my lens is bigger” contests? Then this is the show for you. I’m not to sure if it was the lack of booze, or the lack of video games, but Zyber and Shadow really didn’t hit on anything but camera gear. What programs to use, who should you turn down if they want to pay you, and stuff. Good show. Looks like Cecil will have to take off more often.
GNA E133, Whatever you do, don’t ask what the title means. If you know, I’m sorry. There is a gun to my head making me write this. It’s really weird since I’m not a person, but an essence. So, it’s an essence gun. To my head. Look, it’s really weird. The guys talk about Diablo a bit. They really weren’t focused at all. Shadow said, “Lets play Stick Fighter!” and everyone agreed. The first half is really just them beating the shit out of each other in a game…. Where they are stick men. Yes…. It’s as bad as it sounds. They had a single question from Zyber. Zyber didn’t read the question though. That was kind of strange. Oh, Blue and Cecil were there as well.
GNA E132, Yep. This one will either put you to sleep, make you spring wood, or cause you to want to watch the PGA tour in hopes that Tiger will place something better than second. Do you think you know more about open world games the cast of the GNA? Well, you are probably right. Listen to Blue, Cecil, Dee and Zyber go on about their love for open world games. I’m pretty sure Cecil offends someone again. The episode was almost called Bleep. Because Cecil said BLEEP. Can you believe it? I mean, he didn’t say it trying to be mean or anything.
GNA E131, No half mast here. This is a full on, Viagra induced solid. Metal Gear Solid. The hosts talk about the game as it began and where it went to. Warning: SPOILER ALERT! If you have never played the game Metal Gear Solid or the games there after, you were probably born after 1990 and need to go back to some roots. Not that song about homes being on the ground, but when games were being innovative. Not just copying what the last dude did. That made me sound really old didn’t it…?
GNA E130, This is by far the best episode ever. Like ever ever. Like, if you’re not reading this in a valley girl voice then you are missing out on a great joke. Ok, an ok joke. Tough crowd. What? What do you mean show description? I’m supposed to be writing that? Why? Dee, Cecil, Shadow and Zyber talked about old dice and card games. Like really old games. Psst valley girl on that last sentence.
GNA E129, There were a lot of people here. I’m pretty sure Cecil tried to be all angry at something, but he never really got a shot off. Huh, sounds like a personal problem. Anyway, the rest of the guys Dee, Zyber, Shadow, Proxyfox, Blue and Gravemynd celebrate GNA’s 3rd year anniversary. The main topic ended up being barcades and how they could work. It was going fine until …. Well, you’ll hear.
GNA E128, YES! YESSSSSSS! Uwe Boll was not mentioned one time! You can suck it! all of you! That’s right Dee, Shadow nor Cecil said anything about that man. Instead they went on a drunken rant about rpg’s and…. stuff. Look, don’t ask about the title. I’m not sure what it has to do with the episode. I’m not sure it has anything to do with the episode. The episode isn’t shorter. Maybe we are shorter? Aged a bit and shrank due to compressed discs or something? I don’t know. I’m not a doctor.