Once, there was a podcast, where people got drunk and played vid-eo games. Now, it’s the same podcast, but, there’s, a different guy running the show. He’s not quite DJ but DJ couldn’t stay away. Now go back and read that with Crashtest Dummies – ‘Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm’ in your head. Ok, so I’m not lyrically a genius, but I do a killer Deckard Cain. Join me, Cecil Xavier, and a drunk cast of co-hosts and rotating guests while we get drunk and talk about stuff. Mostly while playing video games. Always too drunk to formulate coherent sentences. What could happen? Exactly what you would expect to happen. So, come, stay a while and listen. Do you have any questions, comments, death threats or suggestions? Mail them to firstname.lastname@example.org. Current intro and outro theme by Azureflux found at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Azureflux/.
GNA E151, It’s a new year and how did GNA round out the last one? Drunk. Except Cecil. He was dry. Zyber wasn’t dry. Pretty sure he was about as wet as you can get. Wetter even. Dee was being a basic bitch and Shinzu was as abusive as ever. The crew talks about some of their favorite co-op shooters. First of course they defined what a co-op shooter is…. then they name a whole bunch of not co-op shooters. I’m serious. These guys are getting to the point, they need a 12 step program to go through first.
GNA E150, Dee and Cecil are at it again. this time they were recording the Xmas episode with a test. They couldn’t mention Xmas at all. It was a game you see. A game of not letting anyone know that they didn’t remember they were recording for Xmas, but they were. They talked about a whole lot of other things, but not Xmas.
GNA E149, What management can tell you is that this episode is title “WTF?!” though we can’t tell you why. There is some discussion about a nefarious situation regarding GameStop opening a helmet from a package to find out a number. It involved a contest, we’re not sure if you remember the Halo days? You probably do. Also, why do they try and say a game is new when it’s clearly scratched? Do they think we’re terrible consumers? I’m not even Cecil and I can tell you listening to that part of the episode made me irate.
GNA E148, Have you ever wondered if the GNA crew can distinguish between where Han Solo ends and Harrison Ford begins? They can’t. I can tell you what the GNA crew can do. They can really destroy some conspiracy theories. Join Cecil, Dee, Zyber, Shinzu, and Shadow when he is awake, talk about what they’ve been playing and some really bad conspiracy theories. From Sunken rocks, to flat earth, to what Windows ME was really supposed to be named. Yes, they were drinking. No, there was nothing coherent. Yes, I’m drinking now.
GNA E147, Have you ever wondered what A.D.D. sounded like? Welcome to the G.N.A. Podcast. Where you get to listen to two drunk dudes try desperately to stay on topic, and fail miserably. Dee and Cecil are all alone and it is exactly how you imagine it. Horrifying. Seriously. Run. Run far. Run fast. If you live in Canada, run until it’s warm. If you are in Mexico, run until it’s cold. If you are somewhere between, well, you are a 6 letter word that begins with f and ends with d. That’s right… You’re florid.
GNA E146, Where we bring you great quotes like, “That taste like daddy issues”, “I accidentally licked a strippers ass”. and “I’m not sure how we went from a guy dying to a woman squirting.” If there was a topic this round, no one knew what it was. Hopefully there wasn’t. At least then there is an excuse for the nonsensical ramblings of 5 Damok, Zyber, Shinzu, Zyber and Cecil. Isn’t Blue supposed to keep these guys on track? Where the hell is he? Money says he’s slumming it over there at those gloating TPC guys discord. Wait… What do you mean they made more money than us? This cannot stand! Disclaimer: We love those guys over at TPC. We’re just busting their ball.
GNA E145, What the hell was Cecil thinking? There better have been a great excuse that he wasn’t there. Someone better have died. What? Oh….. Someone did….. Well…. This is awkward. Um…. Ya. Zyber, Shadow, and Dee talk about some really messed up stuff. Like chipping people and dead babies and stuff. Maybe not dead babies. The chip thing is real. Man someone really died? That’s messed up.